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Tommy Platinum - Lead Vocals (Face Melting)

 


Tommy Platinum is a native of the Puget Sound, born in Bothell, Washington.  Tommy was born…  a while ago.  No one really knows, exactly.  Estimates put his age anywhere between 25 and 40. 
 
 
 
 
  Mikey "Spandex" - Lead Ax
Mikey was born in Bothell, Washington and never left.  While mocked endlessly about this, it has allowed him a buttload of time to play guitar, as there sure as hell isn't anything else to do in Bothell... 
 
 
 
 
   

In mid-July during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants in a secret lab off the beaten path Lixx was fabricated out of a wash basin and a piece of 4 year old well marbled brie.  He was immediately handed a bass guitar, a record player, and a stack of Iron Maiden albums...   
 
 

Dik Wikked - Ax and Keys

The name "Dik Wikked", often used to depict a male party embroiled in a legal action, case or discussion, whose true identity is either unknown or must be withheld to protect the innocent or better yet the under aged.   
 
 
 

Brock is a 32nd generation drummer and rhythm man.  His ancient ancestors were the rhythm keepers on Viking longboats, beating out rock-steady rhythms on giant drums and the occasional disobedient slave.  Every generation of his line has produced a drummer who is progressively more perfect than the last, resulting in the amazing, god-like specimen that is Brock T. Rockenheimer.